February 2012
127 posts
January 2012
46 posts
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now”, as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via kakorrhapiophobia)
Spell your full name without an...
triforce-of-pizza:
vaati:
skyviewspring:
sleepylink:
i can’t spell my name
dth qu
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man that’s just gangster
(via billie-joe)
J P
My initials… Great.
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parents: here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
me: okay...
boys: here are all the reasons I don't want you
me: okay...
best friend: here's everything you're doing wrong
me: okay...
random people at school: here's all the reasons we laugh at you
me: okay...
everyone: why is your self-esteem so low? jeez. it's annoying.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: okay...
Watch
Watchkizzayla:
Barack Obama singing Born This Way
Watchhorseguy:
appropriatelyxoffensive:
sex-bruise:
thelittlemonsters:
olaftryggvason:
psychopathsgetbored:
theconsultingbitch:
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:
thomas-and-his-hat:
aymi1247:
tomithejellyfish:
scruffylookinnerfherder:
freaksgoalltheway:
amongthefree:
courag3:
kissedmequiteinsane:
hardcoreklaining:
beautifulwhatsyourhurry:
theweightofyourworries:
...
Attractive Male: I like that band too
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me:
Attractive Male:
Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesnt get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
