May 2012
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May 31st
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Listenlucy-vanpelt:
May 31st
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
May 31st
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u-ok: shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel u ok
May 29th
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youbring-thethunder: he made my favorite song ten times fucking better. 
May 27th
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sexy-fail: theycallmeheatherfeather: wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH. YAY ITS BACK THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME I’m just gonna go cry in the corner now OH...
May 26th
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“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church...”
– The Fault In Our Stars (via getmeoffthecloud)
May 26th
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barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
May 26th
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thecoletrainbaby: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i see your text post and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
May 26th
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nakedrussia: romanorgasm: hungarysovaries: saddeer: three day weekend im already off for the summer i’ve been off since 2011 i burnt my school down
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naveregnide: constellationlcd: handmadeheritage: sarkyfancypants: jakemulford: constellationlcd: studying for finals ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? Wah? WHY IS IT FUNNY? Because it’s intentionally ludicrous and dumb and puts a familiar cultural icon in a situation which is unexpected. A dumb situation at that. Don’t blow up on me, elmo video. I wanted to be done with you and the...
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ukeboner: i remember this one time in class my teacher was saying “biologically, younger people are sad because they don’t get enough vitamin D from the sun and vitamin D deficiency leads to depression”  THEN IT DAWNED ON ME WHY EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS SAD ALL THE TIME 
May 22nd
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Is anyone willing to Skype with me while I study...
Pleaase?
May 22nd
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
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thestagpatronus: queenscersei: johannagayson: queenscersei: so today in science i learned that humans share 50% of the same dna as bananas does that mean im 50% banana I just ate a banana does that mean I’m 50% cannibal yes.
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