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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws intestines at police
u-ok: shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel u ok
youbring-thethunder: he made my favorite song ten times fucking better.
sexy-fail: theycallmeheatherfeather: wherelightexists: toastandpamphlets: trackerjackin: aishaneko: narglefighter: especiallygoodfinder: GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH. YAY ITS BACK THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME I’m just gonna go cry in the corner now OH...
We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church...– The Fault In Our Stars (via getmeoffthecloud)
barackfuckingobama: zeldea: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
thecoletrainbaby: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i see your text post and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
nakedrussia: romanorgasm: hungarysovaries: saddeer: three day weekend im already off for the summer i’ve been off since 2011 i burnt my school down
naveregnide: constellationlcd: handmadeheritage: sarkyfancypants: jakemulford: constellationlcd: studying for finals ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? Wah? WHY IS IT FUNNY? Because it’s intentionally ludicrous and dumb and puts a familiar cultural icon in a situation which is unexpected. A dumb situation at that. Don’t blow up on me, elmo video. I wanted to be done with you and the...
ukeboner: i remember this one time in class my teacher was saying “biologically, younger people are sad because they don’t get enough vitamin D from the sun and vitamin D deficiency leads to depression” THEN IT DAWNED ON ME WHY EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS SAD ALL THE TIME
Is anyone willing to Skype with me while I study...
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
thestagpatronus: queenscersei: johannagayson: queenscersei: so today in science i learned that humans share 50% of the same dna as bananas does that mean im 50% banana I just ate a banana does that mean I’m 50% cannibal yes.