I love this song
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.” NOT GIF, JIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS. And here is the link of proof that it’s pronounced JIF.
stoobknocker: you guys remember Dustin right? well. here he is now.
me: tumblr is so depressing.
me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
me: food i can't make
me: why can't i be that pretty
me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
me: why do i even come on here??
me: oooh reblogging that
Wilson has freckles [[MORE]]He tells me he doesn’t have freckles, but I know he does. He is made up of lies and deceit. Do. Not. Trust. Him. He will let you go and you will drown in the ocean. So, since he is a liar, he has freckles. Plus, he looks like poop and is rude and mean and he is made of everything that is bad. The end.
comebackwilson: Enjoy <3 This movie sucks
And then the line was quiet but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my...– from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via realjohngreenquotes)
genius oh god that’s terrible
augustcasper: i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
videohall: I like how he never actually eats any of the food in the bowl
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
trolllinginthedeep: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
teapayne: how scary would It be if you lean your head back to stretch and a pez pops out of your neck
a-rotary-phone: a-rotary-phone: I’m gonna bring my laptop outside and see how far I can run before photobooth can take a picture
abc family: let's do something exciting and groundbreaking this weekend that will make people say "wow this is very new and original for them"
abc family: I'VE GOT IT
abc family: HARRY POTTER WEEKEND
walmartfashionista: i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
fabubbly: the world ends in 5 months and i haven’t even kissed anybody
velvet-babe: i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke